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Read more about the article Valentine’s Day: From Goats and Pagan Rituals to Cards, Candy, and Cash
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Valentine’s Day: From Goats and Pagan Rituals to Cards, Candy, and Cash

By Grandpa No apologies. No sugarcoating. Just the truth.  Valentine’s Day. That sweet, mushy, heart-shaped holiday everybody either loves or pretends to love so they don’t end up sleeping on the…

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February 6, 2026
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New Year, Same Old Resolutions

By GrandpaNo apologies. No sugarcoating. Just the truth. As we say goodbye to 2025 and welcome in 2026, I want to start with this: I truly hope you had a…

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January 6, 2026
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College Football Is Broken — And We’re All Just Pretending It Isn’t

Alright folks, pull up a chair because Grandpa’s got something to get off his chest. I keep hearing people say, “College football is broken.” Well, newsflash: they’re right. I’m not…

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December 12, 2025
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🦃 Grandpa’s Thanksgiving Rant

Because even gratitude season needs a good old-fashioned rant. With Thanksgiving coming up at the end of this month, I want to start by wishing everyone a safe and happy…

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November 4, 2025
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💥 Celebrating Death? That’s Sick

By GrandpaNo apologies. No sugarcoating. Just the truth. In the midst of the Charlie Kirk tragedy, I can’t believe what I’m seeing, people actually celebrating a man’s death simply because…

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October 3, 2025
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Minimum Wage Needs Realistic Clarification

💵 Minimum Wage Needs Realistic Clarification By GrandpaNo apologies. No sugarcoating. Just the truth. Everybody’s fired up about a “livable wage.” And you know what? I’m right there with you;…

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September 2, 2025
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Burn the American Flag? That Should Be a Crime

Burn the American Flag? That Should Be a Crime By Grandpa No apologies. No sugarcoating. Just the truth. Let me ask you something that’s been bothering me for a long…

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August 1, 2025
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🚧 If You Break the Law, You Face the Consequences, even at the Border

Let’s get something straight, I keep hearing people act like illegal immigrants haven’t committed a crime. That somehow, just walking across the desert into this country should come with sympathy…

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June 28, 2025
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If It’s Just Sports, Then Why Have Women’s Sports at All?

Let’s have a blunt conversation, because that’s what we do here at Grandpa’s Rants. This time, we’re talking about gender in sports, and I’m going to say the quiet part…

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June 9, 2025
Read more about the article Mother’s Day: A Beautiful Guilt Trip with a Side of Bullsh*t
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Mother’s Day: A Beautiful Guilt Trip with a Side of Bullsh*t

Let me start with this: I love mothers. Truly. They’re the backbone of the damn human race. If there’s any reason we’re not all living in caves eating raw squirrels,…

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May 12, 2025
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